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cr-pping my pants laughing
guy 1: what’s the difference between a prost-tute and a lawyer?
guy 2: not sure, what?
guy1: the prost-tute stops scr-w-ng you when you’re dead!
guy 2: cmpl! that is so funny that i literally cr-pped my pants.

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