CNO
chief nephew officer – the t-tle of someone who is hired into an organization at a higher management level than their skill or experience would warrant just because their uncle owns the company.
peon #1 – “now i know how he got that job”
peon #2 – “yeah, he’s the cno. wish i had a rich uncle who fostered nepotism”
chicks night out, noun or verb
the female version of a guys night out. the female version involves wine instead of beer, and long dinners at expensive restaurants that husband’s won’t go to.
an inordinate amount of time is spent discussing the menu, followed by a healthy dose of male bashing.
hey
i’m burned out with work, we need to cno this weekend.
sorry, can’t talk now. cnoing tonight.
abbreviation for the word “casino”
ant: yo my brotha we out to the c no today?!?
kp: aww yeahh lets go get that paper at the c no!
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