coach milo


that moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock’s straps, pins you against the locker and probes your -ss beyond his middle digit’s second knuckle.
quarterback: your game has progressed significantly this year.

receiver: thanks to coach milo, my focus is strong. our penetration is deeper than ever.

quarterback: i remember getting to the third knuckle before i started to excel.

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