Coachella hipster


a sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven’t heard about something, even if the thing is not real.
have you heard of that new band “moon s-x?”
-of course. i like their older alb-m better than the newest one.
that’s weird cause i just made that up. you are such a coach-lla hipster.

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