Coal Burning Faith
(n) term used to describe the antiquated and outdated belief system of any faith that has failed to account for societal change and human evolution.
hank: so where does “writing malware” fall under the ten commandments?
jebidiah: well, um, err…
hank: yeah, i don’t think your coal burning faith has an understanding of how society works these days. perhaps you can pray to mcafee or norton to save you from virtual d-mnation…
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