Coaning


the grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don’t each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
abbie’s doing my head in today, she can’t stop f-cking coaning. i wish she’d go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

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