coasterware
top definition
a combination of “software” and table “coaster”.
free software made available on cd/dvds pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
sally: oh look dear, we finally got the new version of aol in the mail!
dan: great honey, make sure you don’t stain the coffee table with that beer, why don’t you stick that coasterware under it?
sally: check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
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