Coat Check


the name given to the person who hovers around the front door at parties who greets everyone who comes in like a butler or maid would do at a fancy reception while also asking, “can i take your coat sir/ma’am?”
your friend: “hey where’s matt?”
you: “he’s on coat check.”

matt (by the front door as people are entering): hey guys, welcome to the party!
a condescending way to describe a socially bankrupt residence or situation, resulting in the following behavior. after some safe-s-x with a less desirable, discard your used condom into the tramp’s spent orifice and leave quickly.
bro, that girl’s house was disgusting! she had, f-ckin’, old phonebooks and kittens everywhere. i mean, yeah i f-cked her, but i finished fast, hit the coat check, and bounced.
restaurant term; when a very hot lady is sitting at a table, and other managers & servers need to check her out.
hey curtis, coat-check table 40!

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