coat fairy


a person who tries to remain in the closet while still committing h-m-s-xual acts like slapping you on the -ss and saying good game or even dressing up flamboyantly but pretending they are only playing around
metros-xuals
after wrestling around where you grab another males gentles in order to win or you slapped them on there -ss you reply to those type of people as a coat fairy.

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