coat tailing


the act of when driving, following the idea as such: going faster than the slowest person but slowest than the fastest.

this way you can still drive over the speed limit but you use a “sucker” to be your buffer. they get a speeding ticket instead of you, thus you hide under their coat tail.

you stay in the pack of cars until someone willing to drive faster p-sses, you then accelerate to just under the speed they are going, riding on their coat tail. this way if there is a cop up ahead the guy you’re coat tailing will be caught and you can slow down in case there is another nearby and not get in trouble. then you wait for the next person to come along to coat tail. works best on country roads, major highways and certain freeways as police will be in a single spot, watching both directions.

doesn’t work well on city streets when cops are common to come up behind you without you noticing. as well you don’t want to be too close to the patsy as they may wise up and purposely slow down.

Read Also:

  • coccoid

    more advanced word for circular. our path around the lake was rather coccoid.

  • swishy gay

    when two gay men have -n-l s-x, one -j-c-l-t-s in the other’s -ss and then sucks the s-m-n back out through a straw. man those two are swishy gay together!

  • switch lanes

    a guy putting his d-ck in a girls v-g-n- then immediately putting it into her -ss and switching back and forth periodically like so. guy: b-tch you got a nice p-ssy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

  • swonkey

    slang for ‘swamp donkey’ – term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who’s father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely […]

  • untechnosavy

    a condition in which you are mentally challenged at anything to do with cell phones, laptops, ipods, mp3s, etc., etc. guy 1: how do you get internet on this computer? guy 2: you plug the internet cable in, you untechnosavy dumb-ss.


Disclaimer: coat tailing definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.