Coawfee


‘coffee’ in a new york accent.

can be used to (very) subtly acknowledge the pretension of (certain) coffee drinkers and to show that you are willing to be thought of as one simply because you like drinking coffee so d-mn much.

most effective when preceded by ‘starbucks’.
collegestudenta: “hmm 3 hours sleep last night, half-installed debian and gonna miss the maths revision thing hmmm. it’s gonna be a long day for me.”

collegestudentb: “what about some starbucks coawfee? that never fails to keep me going.”

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