cob knob
when you have -n-l intercourse shortly after your girlfriends has consumed a healthy corn rich meal and the resulting colon thrashing has dislodged a piece or whole kernel or corn to become secretly lodge betwixt the head and shaft ( or inside of the foreskin for all the meat sheath wielders out there) of your kn-b only to be discovered later while cleaning up after the o ring wailing mentioned earlier
dude last night my girl let me put it in her cr-p trap it was awesome except the kfc famous bowl she are had substantially more corn than normal anyway i finished and was cleaning up and found a half piece or the kernels golden corn lodged in my foreskin, b-tch gave me a cob kn-b
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