cob on


verb: (i think)

origin: northern england

term used to describe the state of being usually referred to as grumpiness or sulking. aka ‘being in an -rs-‘, ‘having a mard’ or just basically being a miserable, p-ssed off so and so.
peter: “what’s wrong with that stupid b-tch?”

paul: “f— knows, she’s got a cob on”
bad tempered mood,
“he wouldn’t talk to me as he had a right cob on” or
“she had such a cob on that she wouldn’t even put the kettle on”

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