Cobain-ed


to shoot someone in the face with a shotgun. found mostly in video game circles such as gta4.
“oh sick, lockhart totally just cobain-ed that guys face off. its all over the f-cking pavement”.
the feeling of such bordom at work that one ponders suicide. generally happens after 8 empty hours of staring at a computer.
i was so cobained at work yesterday that i tried to kill myself drinking, but it didn’t work.
an abnormally large amount of male s-m-n released from the p-n-s that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, s-xual acts, or any activity involving s-m-n release.
“dude, i hadn’t jerked it in a week and a few days ago mary was blowin’ my dolphin and i totally cobained it right in her throat!”
killed by your wife or girl friend
i slept with megans mom last night, i hope i dont get cobained when she finds out.
being such a sh-tbag f-ggot that you decide to take a triple dose of heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.
that one sh-tty lyricist from the band nirvana who can’t play the guitar cobained himself.
one who was transformed by and/or drawn in by kurt cobain, to the point of a full life change.
dude what’s with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans… you are so cobained.
there are currently 3 people here cultivating the kurt cobain look.
the point one arrives at after overdosing on thc; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.
“holy f-ck, chris is cobained.”
“oh man, i’m cobained.”
“hasak just hit the ground, i think he’s cobained.”

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