the act of masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before p*ssing out in a pool of your own tears.
person 1: hey did you hear what happened with earl after his breakup?
person 2: yeah man, heard carl walked in on him cobaining himself tuesday night…
- the sims series
the greatest video-game series of all time that is made by ea *the sims 1 *the sims 2 *the sims 3 *the sims 4 the sims (series) is the greatest video game in the whole entire world.
- dutch zla
the act of performing g*y s*x with a group of people you meet online at a specified event location, preferably a hotel. oh yeah! i went to zla live in 2008, everyone there was doing a dutch zla!
- king beat
the most efficient masturbator in the universe. wins contests amongst friends jerking off. climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to. who wants to go head to head with king beat ?
- my math is suck
when you can’t math, and you suck at math. “oh yeah guys, my math is suck”