Cobb salad
after you have -n-l s-x with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your p-n-s. this is known as a cobb salad. for corn kernel removal see reverse corn cobb.
my friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. later that night they had -n-l s-x. the next morning, my friend discovered he got a cobb salad. he was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his p-n-s. my friend is really me.
the result of shaving while mounting your partner’s rear in the style of the dog, letting the hairs fall onto your lubricated phallus and into her p–p chute. shortly there afterward, pull out and blow a load onto the mess. smear it around liberally.
i like to rub my shlong into the greasy, gritty cobb salad i leave every time. my girlfriend doesn’t, but she doesn’t mind because i look better now.
when your girl is downtown and around the corner, licking your brown eye, a piece of undigested corn simultaneously slides out of your b-m and into her mouth
when i’ve had too much corn for dinner and she wants some for dessert
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