cobblestone
a northern virginia neighborhood often refered to as “the jungle”
“oh sh-t man…ain’t this cobblestone?”
“ahh, so you know about this place huh?”
“yea man i heard you dont come in here with anything less than a platoon.”
a racist behavior used by the staff at bars, restaurants, and nightclubs with anti-urban dress code policies. the goal of “cobblestoning” is to deny service to black patrons by baiting them into a fight over their appearance (e.g. do-rag, backwards hats, bandana, baggy jeans). the origin for this term comes from a sports bar and restaurant in york, pennsylvania called “cobblestones” who’s manager is credited with perfecting this technique.
the only back guy in our party got “cobblestoned” at our table last night after we already ordered drinks. the club manager started a fight with him about his apparel even after he offered to remove his do-rag. they were determined to find an excuse to throw him out so we all left.
to drop one’s testes in an open -n-s
years of wear and tear on the poor woman allowed for an easy cobblestone.
she wasn’t in the mood for a cleveland steamer but became excited when i mentioned cobblestoning.
i prefer to give a good cobblestone than receive a mediocre blumpkin.
a term for the thugged out group of senior boys at south lakes high school who “allz they do is get down na na na naaaa”
cobblestone loves d-ck
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