Cobrachiosaurus tank


(n.) a mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. one of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: “amaze your friends. devour your enemies. then devour your friends.” also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.
my pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. it was awesome.

tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!

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