COCAINE DECISION
t-tled after frank zappa song:someone who makes impulsive, grand scale decisions involving large amounts of money-(usually other peoples’)…facts,consequences and reality be d-mned.cocaine is’nt always involved.it just looks that way.
enron exec.1:”let’s just set up a state-of-the-art trading floor.we’ll find something to trade on it later.”
enron exec.2:”what?are you tootin’ rails?that’s the most cocaine decision i’ve ever heard. we’ll all go to jail!
enron exec.3:”dammit play ball!…i have options on 1,000,000
shares.they vest if it looks like we’re doing something.”
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