Cock Attach
the process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. this is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary c-ck blocking.
john: “dude that was a total c-ck block. your such an -sshole.”
joe: “my bad bro, ill c-ck attach you later.”
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