cock author
one who enjoys tatooing dirty h-m-s-xual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a p-n-s, the c-ck author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.
hans: were you invited to bjorn’s tatoo party?
wilhelm: i wouldn’t go over there if i were you. he’s not a tatooist. he’s a freakin c-ck author.
hans: oh sh-t…
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