cock bake


at least 4 dudes in one small sp-ce.
upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: jesus f-cking christ its hot in here! what is this? a c-ck bake!?
when the dydo portion of the p-n-s is inflamed – you have c-ckbake.
large swelling of the dydo

patty gave me c-ck bake the last time i slept with her

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