cock baloon


n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male p-n-s when it is fully prepared for penetration. symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable p-n-ses.
“randy, i think we should skip the forplay, you’ve got yourself a c-ck baloon!”

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