cock bench
a male jail ho who is constantly s-xually abused up the -n-s, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
hey man i hear your dad got c-ck benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of j-zz
a bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some c-ck, hence the name “c-ck bench”.
rules of the c-ck bench are as follows…
1) after you’ve found a guy to have relations with don’t return to the bench for another 24 hours. don’r be greedy!
2) you must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) no track suits!
andy: i’m dying for some b-m fun
dave: why don’t you go to the c-ck bench then?
andy: yeah! great idea, i’d better remember to take some lube this time.
a bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some c-ck, hence the name “c-ck bench”.
rules of the c-ck bench are as follows…
1) after you’ve found a guy to have relations with don’t return to the bench for another 24 hours. don’r be greedy!
2) you must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) no track suits!
andy: i’m dying for some b-m fun
dave: why don’t you go to the c-ck bench then?
andy: yeah! great idea, i’d better remember to take some lube this time.
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