cock biter
one who bites c-cks.
james you are such a c-ck biter!
very unlikeable person.
that guy is such a c-ckbiter.
a c-ckbiter is a person who applies the element of “c-ckblocking” to every aspect of their life. as in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative p-ssy. the most painful thing for a c-ckbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. c-ckbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people’s success. a c-ckbiter is usually a c-ckbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as c-ckbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
#1
every year around my birthday, augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. he is a c-ckbiter.
#2
ronald: “hey, check it out, i got an ‘a’ on my spelling test!”
jimmy: “f-ck you, i can’t do that well because i’m a lazy do-nothing, so i’ll just try to bring you down instead because i’m a c-ckbiter.”
someone who can ruin a good time.
a person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
a person when attempting to give a bl-w j-b bites down on the d-ck.
someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the d-ck to get out of giving a bl-w j-b.
to totally destroy a good moment.
“dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! you just had to be a total c-ckbiter and ruin it for everyone!”
someone who after inserting a c-ck in their mouth then proceeds to bite the c-ck just below the b-ll-nd when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a c-ckbiter.
adam: ere’ luke i’ll only give you this shiny foil gogo packet if you suck danny’s c-ck
luke: nah nah im not doin that nah
adam: well your goona have to if you want this gogo packet
(danny pulls down his pants and gets out his c-ck)
luke: ah ok then, but u must not tell anyone
(luke goes to suck the c-ck but instead bites it)
danny: ahhhh bastaaaaarrd (in an outcry manner)
peter: ahh luke ur a c-ckbiter!!!!
(laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the p-n-s)
a person who stabs you in the back. like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.
joh pierce is a c-ckbiter.
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