cock-block kung fu
using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. basically a last second sneak-attack.
dude why did you have to c-ck-block me like that right before bar close?
sorry man but my c-ck-block kung fu has far surp-ssed yours young padowan
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