cock block

some one ain’t gonna get the d
liz hemmings is the biggest c-ck block known to man.
one who prevents another from scoring s-xually.
trudy and dan frequently had time alone but her c-ckblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have s-x.
1. to prevent a male friend or -ssociate from getting some action.

2. any such attempt to prevent a male friend or -ssociate from getting some action.
1. d-mn, johnny just totally c-ckblocked his roommate. -ss.

2. ok, isaac’s making his move on clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. we’re going to have to attempt a c-ckblock.
1.) to interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite s-x

2.) a motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
1.) at the club, sal was was about to get lisa’s phone number, when nathan came up c-ck-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. he made it even worse when he reminded sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

2.) i realized that my exit was coming up so i began to change lanes, but that ricer c-ck-blocked me

3.) the traffic on the highway was h-ll, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. she c-ck-blocked us all.
1.the act of obstructing one person’s advances towards another.
2.a situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.an act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
she is c-ckblocking you bro.
a person who interferes with one’s s-xual intentions with another person
randy was a c-ckblock because he told jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for s-x.
(n.) one who prevents another from getting “play”, “poontang”, etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another’s “game”, “mack”, or “pimp manuver”
(n.) i was dancing with this girl, when this c-ck-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) i had finally convinced susan to go to my friend’s keg party with me, when my dad c-ck-blocked me by taking away my car keys.
1. to interfere with a man’s attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. c-ckblocker(n.)
i was putting the move on this chick and ralph showed up and c-ckblocked me.

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