Cock Blocking Bitch
one who continuously c-ck blocks you via embar-ssing stories, only to sleep with that person.
phil: he is this your p-n-s pump?
jack: wtf!?
girl: sick. i’m outta here. creeper.
jack: oh you c-ck blocking b-tch!
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