cock breakfast


when you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his c-m ‘for breakfast’.
man, i woke up this morning with one h-ll of a morning wood. my girlfriend saw my crotch when i got out of bed, and the next thing i know, she asked me for a c-ck breakfast! it was f-ckin’ sweet.
like breakfast. only with c-ck
“we have no money left”
“hmm, i guess we’ll have to have a c-ck breakfast”
a derogatory term implying that someone prefers to suck c-ck rather than eat breakfast.
adam, you’re such a c-ckbreakfast!

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