cock caesar salad
1. in a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heteros-xual male to a heteros-xual female. it is used to degrade the opposite s-x for rejecting s-xual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.
2. following through with the aforementioned threat. it is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, s-m-n, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and c-ck.
1.
ryan: hey nicole, are your roommates gone?
nicole: yeah, why?
ryan: well i’m feeling pretty loose, and i was thinking about a quick handy.
nicole: eww, no way ryan you’re drunk!
ryan: whatever you dirty hood rat, i’ll give you a c-ck caesar salad!
2.
ryan: hey nicole, i brought you dinner.
nicole: what is it?
ryan: it is a nice hefty load of c-ck caesar salad! enjoy b-tch!
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