cock chopping
similar to c-ck-blocking, but much more extreme.
in more detail… getting close to having s-x with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)
you: alan, garrett is totally c-ck chopping you!
alan: i know, hes not letting me do his sister
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