cock cobbler
one who cobbles c-ck: a lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the c-ck cobbler who comes and makes your c-ck into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.
steve: go to sleep tom or your the c-ck cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
tom: i hope he comes and cobbles your c-ck like theres no tommarrow
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