cock confetti
the white detritus left stuck to your d-ck from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
guy1: so did you bang ally last night?
guy2: no man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the c-ck confetti. i guess i forgot to shower.
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