cock conk


a nose shaped like a p-n-s
karl maldern’s c-ck conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

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  • cockjack

    the act of stealing a friend’s romantic interest (typically used by girls). ex. 1) girl, you got c-ckjacked by your more attractive friend, hannah. ex. 2) hey man, your jerk–ss friend is planning on c-ckjacking you. ex. 3) annabelle unintentionally c-ckjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.

  • Dirty Log

    the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and -j-c-l-t-s on the fecis. wow, i really got to sh-t. i think i’ll go crank out a dirty log.

  • eggscrackily

    derived from the word “exactly.” used to agree or confirm a previous statement made by another when the weather is particularly cold outside (specifically to the point of ice or snow). guy 1: “d-mn dude, so this is where all this slippery ice forms?” guy 2: “eggscrackily.”

  • Egg-Shan

    a modern day mystic warrior who uses chinese black magic to battle the evil spirit lo-pan. “you never could beat me, egg-shan.” –quote from lo-pan after a heated battle

  • e-iatrogenesis

    patient harm caused at least in part by the application of health information technology some e-iatrogenic events (or those events resulting from e-iatrogenesis) will represent the electronic version of “traditional” medical errors, such as a patient receiving the wrong drug dosage due to a human click-error.


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