Cock Crumper


when the girl you are having s-x with is doing the work on top and once your d— falls out of her p—- (while you still have a b-n-r) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.
dude i was scr-w-ng your mom last night and it went horrible! she is such a c-ck crumper!

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