Cock Gay Scale


the c-ck gay scale, or cgs, is a measure for how gay something is.

this may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-h-m-phobic use of ‘gay’ to describe something negative and unrelated to s-xuality.

extensive peer-reviewed research in the uk identifies that louie spence (pineapple dance studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official cgs, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of louie spence gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.

further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into millic-cks gay, denoted mcg. centic-cks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1) graham norton (uk personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the c-ck gay scale.
2) the concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that’s 10cg!

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