Cock Gobble


while receiving a bl-w j-b, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his f-ck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
-man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth-

girl: you mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

man: tehehe

-ends the c-ck gobble-
1. an often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. in the days of yore, the c-ckgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. in the early 1600’s “the great c-ckgobble purge” took place, in which c-ckgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest d-ld-s of our time.
the chocolate milk is all gone? c-ckgobble!

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