Cock Hamper


a storage receptacle for dirty d-cks. you just throw dirty d-cks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

commonly used to define particularly sl-tty women.
she had group s-x with her boyfriend, her cousin’s boyfriend, and her cousin. my friend had knowingly set me up with a c-ck hamper.

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