cock hand
the hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling c-cks (your own, others’ etc.)
in the movie phone booth, colin farrell slaps a prost-tute on the hand to which she exclaims: b-tch, you gone done wrecked my c-ck hand!
a game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their c-ck and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. “i was walking to the kitchen yesterday and sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a f-g”
2. “c-ckhands!”
a disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his c-ck in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.
each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with c-ck hand.
soap will kill all traces of the disease.
mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn’t wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. d-mn now everyone is infected with c-ck hand.
anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.
i made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as i returned from the restroom. richard gutierrez, also known as c-ckhands, had not washed his hands once again.
an insult, similar to d-ckhead first used by vince of swack fame.
“shut up you c-ckhand!”
1. the hand that you use to give a hand job.
2. the hand that a male uses to w-nk off with
c-ck
w-nk
good thing that b-tch opened my brew for me – i might have hurt my c-ckhand.
or…..
my c-ckhand has been getting a real workout.
a term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten d-ck digits. this person will usually be really cackhanded, r-t-rded, and a bit of a d-ckweed.
mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
callum: “shut up c-ckhands you f-g”
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