Cock in a tree
a male who does not like to get his c-ck out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.
jenny: i asked him to get his d-ck out at the rock show
elda: really? what did he say?
jenny: he wouldn’t, i only wanted to suck his long shosh
elda: he has his c-ck in a tree
jenny: sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his c-ck out of his tree.
elda: oh yeah dave! sure! they used to call him soil d-ck because his c-ck was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.
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