cock-juggling thunder cunt

noun

generally a sl-tty female that has more than one s-xually active relationships.
guy 1. my god, i caught her in bed with liam
guy 2. man!, she is such a c-ck juggling thunder c-nt!
(n.) a rare individual. when found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the b-tch, the blabbermouth, and the c-m dumpster in a veritable sh-tstorm of evil. the c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. spiritually speaking, it is akin to if satan douched out his v-g-n-, -ssuming he had a v-g-n- and was pr-ne to acts of v-g-n-l hygiene, and then left the contents of his v-g-n-l douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because satan’s a big -sshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the b-tter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you’d have to throw it out because he didn’t even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there’s already one in there but he know’s it’s old. the c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt should be avoided at all costs. a friend or relative beginning an intimate or s-xual relationship with a c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, “dude, what the f-ck? alright, come on out with us tonight, we’re gonna get you laid.” if you yourself encounter a c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. if she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of s-x in the city and edy’s cookies and cream, and of course, c-ck juggling.

-very important note: c-ck-jugglling thunder c-nt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. see below example with this thing (-) by it. asterisk, that’s it.
#1:
eric: can i have a bl-wj-b?
suzy: no.
eric: (sighs) can i please have a bl-wj-b?
suzy: still no.
(here suzy represents a c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt)

#2-:
lawyer: not only have a proven that although mrs. johnson was in canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a c-ck-juggling thunder c-nt! i rest my case.
what to call a stupid b-tch, when calling her ‘stupid b-tch’ simply won’t do; the most offensive insult ever
rio’s girlfriend is a total c-ck juggling thunder c-nt.
a swear word a million billion times worse than “guff”. first used by ryan reynolds in blade trinity.
“eat sh-t! you c-ck juggling thunder c-nt”.
used in the famous movie “blade trinity” by ryan renold’s character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it’s just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry
person 1: did you get me that dvd then
person 2: hmmm… no!
person 1: you c-ck juggling thunder c-nt!
when out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in epic word battles only! this is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. use it cautiously!
word battle opponent: man youre so f-cking gay that you like c-cks!

you: oh yeah? well… you’re a c-ck juggling thunder c-nt!

word battle opponent: wow… you win.
the best insult to anyone, ever.
1: hey
2: you c-ck juggling thunder c-nt!
1:(sniffle)
hallarious insult used in blade trinity.
“you c-ck-juggling-thunder-c-nt!”

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