Cock Lackey


the person who cleans up all the s-m-n on the p-rno set. historically, the one who -ssisted the king when he m-st-rb-t-d by catching the s-m-n when it came out, so that the royal sperm did not hit the floor.
after rocco exploded upon jenna’s face, the resident c-ck lackey was called in to scrub the carpet, the wall, the celing, and the sheets. his towel was thrown out and burnt afterwards, as decreed by the center for disease control.

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