Cock Lady
a portly, elderly woman of eastern european descent. due to her strong accent will mispr-nounce c-ke, with c-ck. prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. often sighted at mcdonalds, sobeys, and tim hortons.
“hi there, how can i help you?”
“be quiet! (to grandchildren) ah yes, let me please have…”
“oh f-ck, the c-ck lady again!”
“i need a large c-ck.”
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