cock mask
an apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. a mask with a long hose resembling a large c-ck is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. also known as gonzo mask due to its resemblance to gonzo from the muppets.
chris is sleeping with his c-ck mask on. it looks like he’s blowing rocco siffredi.
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