cock miner


a person searching through friendster or mysp-ce profiles for hot guys. when one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.
dear marie,
i wasted 3 hours online today being a c-ck miner, but look what i found for you! see attached profile.
love,
jane
one who enjoys having his p-n-s ‘mine’ an -ss. a c-ck miner just digs in for as long as possible.
that c-ck miner mike did my girl in the -ss!

jess: hey, why are you walkin so funny
liz: that guy was a c-ck miner… he stretched me all out.
he who loves to be an -ss!
aaron smith is a c-ck miner!

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