Cock Mode
to be in “c-ck mode” is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their p-n-ses take over. c-ck mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. it will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.
a guy ceases to run in c-ck mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.
c-ck mode can be a good thing if you’re in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. switch off your brain and let your p-n-s listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice -rg-sm for you. sorted.
“why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? she was seriously awful looking”
“i was in c-ck mode, i didn’t really know what i was doing”
“ah, totally understandable. i switch to c-ck mode when my wife starts talking. i’m virtually unreachable”
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