Cock Ness Monster
a p-n-s so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. also called nessie for short.
jane said john had a c-ck ness monster, but i didn’t know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
when a p-n-s is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.
oh man, my c-ckness monster just went for a swim.
a penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the lock ness monster’s.
she thought she was cute so i showed her the c-ckness monster.
the name given to the largest of the male s-x organ.
susie: i was with jayquan last night and his p-n-s was huge
mary: i’m sure it was, but i don’t think anything compares to matt’s c-cknessmonster
whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
“dude, you shouldve seen my c-ckness monster, it was slimy”
a flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a sh-t and watching football
the c-ckness monster attacked my d-ck while i was watching the vikings beat the packers, drinking a 40 of o.e., and sh-tting out the nachos i ate earlier
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