cock-o-doodle-doobie
a joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin’. or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a c-ck-o-doodle-doobie.
“i’ll be up in just a minute, babe. just rolling a c-ck-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. and each one i roll i roll for you because i c-ck-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a c-ck-o-doodle-douchebag. i know you’ll never c-ck-o-doodle-dump me.”
“you know what this morning calls for? yep, you read my mind. i hear the ganja rooster crowin’: it is ‘high time’ for them c-ck-o-doodle-doobies.”
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