cock of mass destruction


an explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of s-m-n in the fission of heavy atomic b-ll-cks, especially of sp-nk or man b-tter.
grant berry thought he had a c-ck of m-ss destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .

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