cock on a string
a large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the b-lls and shouted at.
it is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my b-ll-ck numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
“you seen brian’s new c-ck on a string?”
“yeah, bet his bark’s worse than his bite though, eh?”
“f-ck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the b-lls.”
“bet that improved his temperament.”
“f-ck no, made him let go though.”
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